50 Inches of Pleasure

This past weekend I bought a 50" plasma flat panel HDTV. It doesn't really matter that I only watch about 2.5 hours of cable each week and that my collection of DVDs has been gathering dust. What truly matters is that I now have 50 inches of pleasure in a width of only 6 inches. If only I could get the same from a few of my other toys... Now, where did I put that fetish video...